I'm Not Retired, I'm A Professional Woodworker Coffee Mug

Know a retiree who's traded the office for the workshop? This woodworking coffee mug is the perfect way to celebrate their new career! Featuring the hilarious and proudly defiant text, "I'm Not Retired, I'm A Professional Woodworker," it's an ideal Funny Woodworker Gift that speaks to their true passion. This woodworker coffee mug is a fantastic Dad Joke mug for any enthusiast who finally has all the time in the world to dedicate to their craft.

✨ Perfect For... ✨

This mug is a thoughtful, funny, and affirming gift for anyone who considers their time in the shop their main occupation. It's the perfect woodworker hobby coffee mug for the DIY dad, talented DIY woman, skilled carpenter, or recent retiree. Give this memorable mug for special occasions like:

• Retirement party to celebrate their new "professional" status.

• Father's Day to acknowledge his dedication to his craft.

• Christmas or Secret Santa for a friend who's always making sawdust.

• A birthday gift for dad who loves woodworking.

👕 Mug Details & Quality 👕

Our ceramic mugs are built to handle the busy life of a woodworker, from early mornings to late-night projects. The quality materials and printing ensure this mug is a lasting tribute to their favorite hobby.

Material:

• Durable Ceramic Mug with a glossy ceramic finish for a clean, attractive look.

Features:

• Microwave-safe for easy reheating of that much-needed coffee.

• Dishwasher-safe for convenient, hassle-free cleaning.

• Vibrant colors ensured by the latest, high-quality printing techniques.

Printing:

• High-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing guarantees the vintage-style graphic is crisp, highly detailed, and resistant to fading.

Sizing

Available in two practical sizes to suit any coffee drinker: a standard 11oz for the necessary morning boost, and a generous 15oz size for those long, satisfying days spent at the workbench.

🧼 Care Instructions 🧼

• For ultimate convenience, clean in the dishwasher.

• Alternatively, wash by hand with warm water and a mild dish soap.

• Microwave safe.

Give the gift that validates their passion! Don't let your favorite craftsman settle for a boring mug—get them this unique funny woodworker humor coffee mug today. Click "Add to Cart" now and deliver the perfect retirement gift to their door. We appreciate you supporting our small business!